Orcish Cookbook By Unknown

[A leather bound book with slightly tattered pages in it]

Orcish Cookbook

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                                   Unknown

Slice onion, crush garlic, peel chestnuts and cut boar into tiny cubes.

In a greatpot over a large flame, heat oil; when it begins to smell hot,

toss in the elk feces, then pour in horse urine. Mmmmmm… can you

smell great food already?

Maybe use different stuff for stew if boar is not available. Flesh of

genies from tomb would work well. Could use wolfmen in west

dungeon. Hmmm. If only I could avoid air monster in the well, then

the well treasure would be MINE! Then could buy any stuff for stew I

wanted!